PHA pHA phHA phA yesterday, i won a poker tournament and got myself a nice 2 to the 0 bukeroonees. I will try and re-actionarise the final minutes of the game for all those so unfortunate to see my triumph in the most glorius of glorius fashion TWO GUYS LEFT ON THE PODIUM! ONE SMOOOTH lookn FELLA AND THE OTHER, lets just call him guy with screwed up eye for now. BLINDS ARE OUT, dealer hands out each a pair of cards. I look at my hand. AN ACE OF DIAMONDS and a JACK OF HEARTS, not bad not bad i told myself. Guy with screwed up eye looks at his hand, emotionless - he had a KING and QUEEN of SPADES! LOLZATTACK. Bids are out and we both bravely put in 2 BUKEROOS to see the FLOPpy phaginaly. A TEN OF W/E A KING OF  ... A Qeeen of ZOMGhax, what a perfect showdown, both are thinking, wow, fkn good - ive won this shit. Having NO IDEA what a uber pawnage ACE HIGH STRAIGHT i had, guy with screwed up eyes thought his double king-queen PAIR have it done. 2 BUKS i bidded, eye checked and raised me another 2 BUKS. WTS surprised, but confident, i matched it without a flinch. Dealer shows the 4th card to neither players advantage- a 2 of shit. AGAIN I bidded - 1 BUK EROOO i said, EYE counterattacked with a ALL IN >:@ LOL which was.. bout 3 bucks. I MATCHED! no shit, i could already feel the THRIill of the Battle, WAAAAweeeeeeeeeewooooooo. SHOW HAND! we both placed it down simultaneously- HIS FACE  SAID IT ALL, the anguish look on this face was alL TOO GOOD. There is nothing like the feeling of taking a guys money and seeing the look of floppy phaginaly all across his face. GG mate | 
